Believe it or not

Sign of the times

Monkey business!

Complaint Department

For my left leaning friends....

Source: dailyflute.com

London bombings: best of today's British papers

Taken this link from the crikey.com.au web site. Always interesting to read the local press when "significant incidents" as they've been decribed in this case occur.

http://www.crikey.com.au/articles/2005/07/08-1422-44.html

Source: www.crikey.com.au

"Pierre, kiss me!"

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!". Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!" he says. "When I have red meat, I have red wine!". She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower !!". Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre!! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!". She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!". Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE *%#* DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

Interview: Israeli settler Avi Farhan

I found this interview to be a very interesting read. While I seldon promote aljazeera.net, in this instance I think it's worthwhile. Both educational and something to think about. It explores the option of Jews remaining in Gaza, even if it means becoming Palestinian citizens.

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/5EB5E1B3-B64F-43DF-A588-1C40FDDB0A83.htm

by Laila El-Haddad in Gaza

Source: english.aljazera.net

New Metlink Campaign

Or "she" if the driver happens to be female!

Horoscope law suit....

Russian astrologist Marina Bai, who says NASA altered her horoscope by crashing the Deep Impact probe into the Tempel 1 comet, is suing the US space agency for $400 million in damages.

Ms Bai had sought a ruling that would restrict NASA in its plans to annihilate a section of the Tempel 1 comet, in a project that has been dubbed Deep Impact, as well as punitive damages of $US300 million.

"My client believes that the NASA project infringes upon her spiritual and life values as well as the natural life of the cosmos and would disrupt the natural balance of forces in the universe," her lawyer said.

The lawyer says Tempel 1 has sentimental value to Ms Bai because her grandparents met when her grandfather pointed the comet out to his future wife.

Pass the dutch on the left hand side