Jellybeans

A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his mum was watching him.

The kid had a bag of jellybeans. He put one in his mouth, ate it, grabbed the cat and bit it.

The kid then dropped down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth, ate it, bit the cat again and dropped down to the next step.

His mum wondered what he was doing and went up and asked him.

"I'm playing truckies, said the kid, "Poppin pills, eating pussy and movin'on."