Tuesday, May 31, 2005

What Is Secular Humanism?

Secular Humanism is a term which has come into use in the last thirty years to describe a world view with the following elements and principles:

- A conviction that dogmas, ideologies and traditions, whether religious, political or social, must be weighed and tested by each individual and not simply accepted on faith.

- Commitment to the use of critical reason, factual evidence, and scientific methods of inquiry, rather than faith and mysticism, in seeking solutions to human problems and answers to important human questions.

- A primary concern with fulfillment, growth, and creativity for both the individual and humankind in general.

- A constant search for objective truth, with the understanding that new knowledge and experience constantly alter our imperfect perception of it.

- A concern for this life and a commitment to making it meaningful through better understanding of ourselves, our history, our intellectual and artistic achievements, and the outlooks of those who differ from us.

- A search for viable individual, social and political principles of ethical conduct, judging them on their ability to enhance human well-being and individual responsibility.

- A conviction that with reason, an open marketplace of ideas, good will, and tolerance, progress can be made in building a better world for ourselves and our children.

For more information, visit:

http://www.secularhumanism.org/intro/what.html

Friday, May 27, 2005

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Thursday humour...


Do they come in a size 10?

What ya gonna do?
What ya gonna do?
What ya gonna do with your pants on!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Dirk's Birthday Celebrations


The boys coming back....again!!!

Incredibly, crazy Dirk is heading back to Australia. Malindi is holding a birthday party for the boy at her place. If you know the man, come by and have a drink. Hope to see you all there.

Date: Thursday 9th of June, 2005
Time: 6pm onwards

Malindi normally puts on a pretty good show with the food, but you may need to bring your own alcohol. We'll most likely kick on after if you can't make it to the party, in which case simply give me a call to find out where.

Monday, May 09, 2005

The Pull-o-Meter

This is about pulling chicks, not pulling your old fella. Takes about
5mins and it's a bit of a laugh.

http://www.thesite.org/flash/pull-o-meter/pull-o-meter.swf

PS: Guys, if you want to score BIG points, stay away from the Batman suit (you'll see what I mean).

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Cranbourne Transit's finest!!!


Roger (AKA Geoff)