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Sven
This is Sven. He's not old, not ugly, has no verifiable mental condition and is currently seeking a new home. Sven likes sleeping, drinking, show tunes, stumpy lesbians and of course, cold tiled floors.
He is currently looking to move to a new home in the Prahran / St.Kilda area. He's clean, quiet, and miraculously manages to maintain a full time job so rent is not a problem. Anyone that can take him in, or knows of a pet farm willing to take 6ft plus two legged creatures, can post their details below.
And just in case any desperate person is reading this, Sven is also single and isn't fussy, boys and girls are both welcome to have a crack, just don't feed him after midnight.
posted by David at 10:30 am
3 Comments:
I like the look of Sven. I like the way he tries to look at life from a different point of view. I think if i take my golf clubs out of the boot, he'll fit in there. Do you think Sven would be interested in being my trunk monkey?
Actually Sven does come equipped with three solid brass hinges along his waistline, allowing him to be folded in half with little effort to enable him to fit cosily in your boot even with the clubs still inside.
Can the captivity of wild Svens be justified? Keep wildlife in the wild.
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